how the earth made us: a hump day link for every colour of the rainbow by #danielisafag

ladies, please pick up yr cookie snax and take a hump day lunch break with this text-link-heavy cornucopious smörgåsbord i’ve spent all morning preparing for you.

all right, to get the ball rolling, it is important to remember that there was a time when things made sense. my bff ana and i like to remember the smashing pumpkins like this, and i like to think you do, too:

IT MAKES YOU FEEL MORE . . . IT PUTS YOU IN A TRANCE

what kind of monster (smashing pumpkin) are you? while i’d like to be billy, i think i’m more of a james (who appears to be wielding a pitchfork here).

while i may have the mind of an engineer, my heart is most definitely that of a geologist. this explains my fond affections for sizeable structures and underground chambers:

FOR MY MONEY, THE MOST SPECTACULAR CAVE OF CRYSTALS DISCOVERED ANYWHERE IN THE WORLD

field trip, anyone?

this may be a crapshoot, but i’m willing to wager that most of us have spent the better portion of our lives and purses typologizing ourselves. visit the site here, and simply type in your name and the password ‘character’ and off you go. a psychiatrist figure will then ask you a number of questions about your personality before diagnosing you with a typeface:

EMOTIONAL, UNDERSTATED, PROGRESSIVE, DISCIPLINED

what type are you?

i’ve always been more of a river phoenix kind of person myself, that is until my cursory research led me to one of keanu reeves’ early stage roles in a

PSYCHO-SEXUAL BOY-MEETS-WEREWOLF MUSICAL THRILLER

vampire or werewolf? who has yr heart?

speaking of werewolves, this transition is just really obvious to me, and i think it will be to you, too:

MICHAEL MIS-EN-SCÈNE

does anyone else have a thing (you know, like, a thing for thongth) for self-portraits in mirrors? unfortunately, we still can’t see him naked.

and, you know, why not make it a werewolf hat-trick while we’re at it. if i had a car this is what i would do with it:

WE WENT TO AMOEBA RECORDS AND WE BOUGHT TWO CDS

what’s yr favourite misfits song?

not to be a debbie downer, but this makes me sads:

I WASH IT DOWN WITH POP . . . I WHO LOVED THE SPARKS

till adieu, adieu, and white doves, danny

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3 Responses to “how the earth made us: a hump day link for every colour of the rainbow by #danielisafag”

ultramaricon Says:
January 20, 2010 at 2:49 PM | Reply
emotional assertive progressive disciplined and my character looks like the optotype used on snellen eye charts.
jess Says:
January 20, 2010 at 3:48 PM | Reply
emotional assertive progressive relaxed! fun post danny!
Gregory Despainda Says:
February 8, 2010 at 12:16 PM | Reply
Heyy, Found your blog on Bing and I am so glad I did! Keep it up! =)

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